Teespring Rap Version 1

there was a website called the spring of tees

where they crowdfund dope shirts on the daily

no money down plus money in the bank

if you can sell ten man, you know who to thank

easy to use easier to love

innovative? useful? dope? all of the above

so come make your tee cause it's all on "we"

hit a founder up for a discount, g

if you got a klout score like kim k

you could prolly make 10 g's or more a day

even normal people from the north to the south

use teespring just to put food in they kid's mouths

one young chick even buying a house

with her profits off teespring (large amounts)

so if you into shirts into cash have a club

in a band raising money have some fans on the web

if you want it high quality and no cost down

teespring is the thing, other sites is clowns.

Puke and Peace of Mind

The dog threw up this morning, I gave him too much food, and eggs. He's big but skinny. Needs to gain some weight. 

Prior to that, I had the opportunity to try and fall back to sleep for an hour from 7-8 in the morning, while Rod Stewart ran around the house shitting and stuff. 

6:00am - Original wake up to let out dog, etc.

7:00 - Trying to fall back asleep

7:30 - Getting sleep ticks finally

::enter lucid dream state::

~7:40 - Tip up and float out at about a 30 degree angle very close to the ground. Drift around the house to check on the dog. He is hard to find. Things seem to be ok.

~7:50 - Back in the bed sitting lotus, light surrounds. Dog has become a fluffy terrier who sits peacefully in front of me. Sitting upright, slow breaths, extremely relaxed. Need to relieve stress caused by dog. Left hand flat at chest, right hand push out with breath out. Push away the stress. aaah!

~7:55 - Preparing for wake up. Simulate act of rising from bed several times. One false awakening, not caught til end.

::wake up::

8:05 - Got up to walk the dog.

so that's how it went down.