YC DD S15 ding a ling a ling a ling THE PROGRAM IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS THE PROGRAM IS ABOUT TO BEGIN PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS THE PROGRAM IS ABOUT TO BEGIN PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS THE PROGram IS ABOUT to BEGIN PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS the program... IS ABOUT TO BEGIN PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS just a hominid - searching for a homonym Teabot, make me a sandwich. actually, it's a robot one that makes tea. What's this business model 10 sqft = $10k in revenue, converting space to cash tea is growing faster than coffee, they have a contract 401 ! but not the providence area code, not Project 401 this is CAPTAIN 401. a nervous performer. words flowing like chopped romaine, cherry tomatoes a drizzle of dressing is... impressing? wow on the brand of this medical thing... circle CI meets one medical. It's both. weebly is using them. I've confumed ash room. maybe... I needs a medical soon. seeing through the veil. wait I need a second. DRY HEAVES. a second... Measure! dude these stats are bomb as fuck. I'm seeing numbers they have already hit $600k in annual revenue, so that's coo "This is why second measure WILL BE the next bloomburger" A nervous quarble, a good new drug. How about existing drugs? There was a similar concept in last years batch. Lol at a no laugh Viagra joke. "Pfizer is feeling pretty lucky" Verge Genomics tech good, jokes fizz-less pop cola. Let's get chinese wit it. but how about a little trick? getScale is oDesk for factory workers in China our robot overlords have arrived. 300% fewer defects oops I got distracted. SMS payments, this is for lending. A heart warming photo of a small business owner in Africa some confusing up and to the right, is this big? so the market is 3.5B let's go get it a new kind of car battery? OHM has that 1886 is the year when the old ass battery type was invented now he whispers, really telling us something, on the low supercapacitors+Lithium this is real. and better than duralast. how the hell do I pronounce... Ixchel? ishul. The founders are women in nice rainbow scarves, a better look. drug development with plastic dishes and mice? I'm telling you 3D is the future of simulated human tissue. a british asian guy? Xendit. their 1.5B indonesian transaction number comes out. as USD. 110k. I think they were once called venmo of Indonesia it's compelling, I think there's money flowing Foxpass has a catchy brand, they make great security simple but do they up the stakes on a far ouch room land binge, high on the kites of a fervent desert wind. I have to admit, I don't like the existing solutions. with an andreesen big boi swagger, they take the stage these guys look like they are about to take over the world cymmetria tricks hackers. something like a soviet cyber bannerman two pectoral polo men flanking my opulent technology OOLU, hm was this what i was dreaming about? Cole would love it "we're solar city for off grid West Africa" similar to the Nigeria plan she rode a rural donkey for 6 miles to charge her cell phone. wow they have a little kit they lease, it looks great. pay by text a lot of the numbers today have been user growth, without a $ Can I have a look at your BodyPorts? They rigged up some red head work out man with WIRES, like neo their thing looks like a scale. im starting to have to pee oooh. Click and grow. The sickest shit I've ever seen for $299 it's a hydro setup as a kitchen island, nano-soil keurigs you get but does that mean waste? "cheaper than whole foods" not saying much they already sold $4M worth of table top systems. and now for the most boring thing ever: Ironclad we automate legal contracts for companies so yeah, I'd pay not to have to think about this. _____________________ ok, I'm now fully torqued. I'm back I'm ready torpedo loaded, no lack of flow since six months ago the intensity of this room, lowers my flow a fervor, almost a pro sports game in here inspiring images splay the screen flayed founders, bearing all narcotic elements trickling through the crowd my screen melts the effects one small step can have. allocating some resources here. this is all PRE show QASAR with the loud ass whistle let's do this. Tab. sort of a relevant name for thsometinnhr but it's one off. you can pay with Tab, Guatemala, Argentina Americans are so crass they say "GWATA MALA" ok, this is going to be harder than I thought. Nebia is a great shower head that I've heard of. Garry Tan must have posted about it. Kickstarted -1.9M raised thata way. how delivered bruh? "This creates an experience that is immersive ALMOST CLOUD LIKE" whatever breaks, the format, makes the format may not sound particularly sexy? It ain't fool. they have dollar growth! It peaks out around 150k guessing monthly? so maybe, shit... Justin got Buzzfeeded cause of the weird racist troll. whoa... ok she looks cool. they have $20k in weekly revenue, I think the growth is real The dudes who aren't presenting look SUPER nervous so... they have a tool Zeplin, need more name emph. These guys have that in spades: Supply. charge within 5 feet. amazing tech. These companies are late stage performing on a great stage they need a little paper, scraping minimum wage. Co-factor is another genomics supplier. can we have enough of these we're the team that worked on the human genome project but only you believe it. I'm having one of those saliva factory mouth conditions personally ecommerce in asia? "there's something strange about asia" dude, I'm fucking with this. don't show this ridiculous growth chart, you had me going he uses that tone of voice like we're talking to little kids right now heh. whoa. the dude is having this... self driving electric car. it's dopeAF Auro Robotics. omg I'm having a hard time keeping it together the shit that appears on the sides of websites these days "Vampire looking cat" preventing cost over runs on construction projects seems impossible. counter to the nature of the industry? holy shit, that adds up to $300B a year in the US only Hua calls it: "Let's build, but not waste!" the user experience is the thing that takes a massive, milky hit. laced with hash. iced. careledger I'm sorry but your compelling incentive, snap chat style slide up for 3 seconds is non-compelling from my perspective now we are back to this $300B savings number. guys, it's a three hundred billion dollar industry. did you say trillion? no. not trillion that would be S16's magic number lol. that dude has a huge bicep fuck this, so funny how did he do it? this product ShapeScale is the way to be self conscious of the future so, i think i might be losing body mass due to these hallucinogens first person to actually walk the stage, this guy has done it before most confident format presenter I've seen yet. Insurance on investments they are all wearing vest, they have vests on, they are Vest. but I doubt they own vest.com we built a wheelies at MHQ the other day now we have a so swag hipster stockholm man in some tiny shorts telling us about how wheelies is going to beat starbucks those things are hard to push. Serica is financial services for Cannabis. 15% yearly growth rate for that CBD industrial 38% weekly for these guys cannabusiness never looked so, financial. ROSS ! yes. the co-founders are so smugged out, swag souace how old are these guys? let's go replace lawyers together i never seen such swig warmed flunky side mouth grins WE ARE ROSS. mergh... started to get too many presentations in a row how god damn mortal I am. we all are? why the fuck born into this serious ass world Tesorio, I'm sorry I missed you. fuck yeah. "Transcend Lighting" a new LED grow light entrant 3.6B projected 2020 LED market size in US An HPS grow in Saskatchewan could be making twice as much with cheaper LED electric power from Transcend ok these gig ups are merciful short. __________________________ transversal the more I think about it, maybe Kendrick was right when he said "When it's all said and done, Dr. Dre will go down as the best ever to do it" or maybe. it's because I saw the NWA movie, or maybe Kendrick was right when he said: "I'm MAD! but I ain't stressing" the presentation gives me pause. space, or comma. buttons advancing as do we X O triangle, KEY all while chilling in the corner is the esc i guess that shets why what makes me the daddylonglegs with long webs, 3z. LUNA, the smart mattress cover. "Nest for your bed" should still be called Nest. does it repel mosquitoes? they fucking revenged on me last night were they pissed about Friday, when I killed 5. A nasal voice, a strong hand. TetraScience oops. I'm taking the conversation to Wen's chat box telling her weirdly about "Or as I dreamed it last night, ‘lilu'" oops... focus. focus evan. GrowSumo, is that logo not racist-or-hilarious enough to get your attention two out of four co-founders are built for it, strong neck theres a type of meta level growth happening but for what Klarisimo!!! I'm already saying it in my head. eww... this 3D model of the body is disgustingly real subcutaneous vs. visceral fat? these things exist now we have the "Google street view" of subcutaneous fat. xfers is solving what feels like a really f'ed up problem people are paying IN CASH for online buys??? this is for Southeast Asia, a land where banks don't have API's this brand name is unstoppably good. "xfers" 1.8M processed so far beaming co-founder of GiveCampus. revolutionizing education fundraising bringing watsi to the developed world "developed" we shake it like a polaroid picture. boom boom boom shit. I'm missing Hickory it's an 8B thing to you know do what you Drone delivery service, made real, by a quick witting chap Flirtey. Working? Kitty hawk moment in the history of the industry yeah last slide "now is the time" ... "Drone Mcdonalds" says wen This coffee pitch guy is making me really want coffee while "real work" looms overhead in slack chats popping I'm going to hit this guy up during the next break and ask him to pop me on a pod of coffee. hemophilia app er, micro. something The way he is talking about it, I think there's something real behind this multi-miliioon dollar contracts on the way, big users. microhealth LEADA, brian says "how is everyone doing" that's nice he's also already working with us and walked by while I was having my lucid nap. funny things these lives. they work with Zenefits and have saved them $75k.mo by someone's reckoning Jeremy Cai, is the bottom of the stage guy, for a cool new app Onboard eye kwai? purple is the pigment all the more kawaii the data on hourly workers is highly valuable, you could have said... lyfted all the fuckin' shit I typed in drop capital it's piped in back of my throat coat on this white lightning crash with the Simba, lion king ooh it's the guy who's robot made me a sandwich. Teebot always failed at that task. in fact, this shit can make 300 sandwiches per hour. I like the idea of this. It's actually really delicious, I just ate one. 911 services... FOR $30 million a year already. from an elite team ... takes? nursing homes ... best start up in the batch? "Ive fallen and I can't get up" - saver of 2(million) lives. Qasar announces the end of day one, so I guess we are nearly halfway there. off the record here's a little software XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX that gives you data on what the fuck happens between that conversion - and not converting. this feels dangerously much like something that will get caught in between waves _________________________ Day 2... we got a couple more to get through Lugg will come through uber for moves, lyft for boobs I'd say that's a pretty value add service gigster has an icon that looks like ico. I'd say that's tweeter neetles. there anything better? "we are the world's engineering department" a lot of little ghosts under the hood. Founder of Mafia Wars? zynga royalty Dhaka is sounding like an interesting market their 7000 sqft facilities they have 2 built already cost $250k to build and staff. pays back in a year The amazon (strikethrough)fresh( / ) of bangladesh "HER" wow. helping women connect with each other this pitch is unstoppable - 80,000 weekly users Lesibian/BI/Queer women talk more online than any other audience there's another chapter to this. it's not just for Queer women. WE are HER. Jopwell! Diversity has become a pipeline problem. now a network connects black, hispanic, or native american a big number is $346k, but what exactly is that or over a $9 billion dollar industry to make the workforce more colorful. The co-founder at this company is wearing a sick t-shirt fully encoded, in symbols. Fonticons. how do they make money? sort of. ok source DNA. oooh. App store rejection on your DNA source code so burn. so diolysergic. Or I heard that RNA is actually the cooler "NA" these days they can detect issues in apps. almost like a mesopotamian Ashipu massmassu, pouring over a sacred tome. Goat eyeball, milk of taro. red carpet is a thing taking over India, order for in store pickup. great photo of a market in India. the original conversion funnel people opt in to be converted, it's a mall of a world. everything's for sale motherf*cker! what are YOU buying? they've grown 6x in the last 2, 3 or 4 months, depending on which slide gravitational? the boss from Dilbert? what about the dog from. tired of animal shit. man dogs shitting, cats puking, excreting bullshit. this place needs work. the guy from interviewed has a classic look, I think because he was on a panel I've taken notes on this dude before. pull up in my company. the hell are ya'll not bumpin' me? makes me wonder how good I even am at my job now. or what my job really is. I'm willing to try this product. I'm trying to be ready to die but is there an app for that? there is now. I could create my will right now. and I love that idea say it takes 8 minutes to fill out. 1 out of 4 people landing on homepage create only life can pay for death but what can death pay for? about $130M or users according to these guys watch videos of skilled programmers, watch the tricks this is an impressive concept. calling out Twitch - but this is not just a game, these are real skills and the audience murmurs in agreement looking forward to unleaching so chaucid lines on all you prospective investors manifesters and barrel chesters leeking to my laif n see what festers! dank chrill green between swarms weave charms to set screens a net beams over treble and almost edible here's my little opposistic lapse into chmance parable. Shotput. AWS for Fulfillment Bao chicka wow wow..... bunnanana yeah yeah bun bunnnanana here we are. nick cort with the sport cort looking so star. The dudes are cloudstitch and they'll tell you what's up. we had em all. i dunno condomed up I guess and now for. VIVE, with a font like HER, but where more is sold and less is bold. it's a blowout not a sale, but a hairdo treatment for women and in the future, all kinda good do's Afrostream is a netflix for black people, but not in the US. Europe, Africa, and SudAm Hollywood makes good black content, but it's stuck in the US they actually charged $100k already. love that Convox is taking on a gorilla in Heroku, but. a heroku alternative would be pretty great, with better uptime? from the guys who USED TO WORK at heroku talk about the heroku guys worst nightmare. Karma's a bitch huh. they don't have a free tier, so better for biz? the up and to right is aight, but looking the numbers on the left are still a little bit light silence for. L. taLia, in some better outfit than anyone else up there what condoms do women want? those are the ones men want does unprotected still feel better post karma? "making condoms is cheaper than printing money" back. missed one or two my name is Harj, I used to be a partner now im pitching TripleByte cause we stay hungry. the co-founders are post exit. they know the space. im a fire faced magnate I could never stagnate GEMnote style impeccable I think she's right there in our Teespring SWAG space no, spend money on shit that actually makes a difference. the same thing the Rap Genius shirts said at my alumni demo day: "FUCK SWAG" roomblocker has your hurt on locker. knits on these hits finding fitness in a foot soccer 2.35 B room nights. how many quiet time lovers. Is this competitive with nextravel? don't be a drag im the blood on the rag im the sutter home and sublter with fluttering fragments scoping out 350M calls per year now or then? I can't really tell. oh it's speculative more of a scope you in techno tomorrow solution get an expert on AR I'm high on caffeine, shrooms and weed I got it from a pen so it can't be seen I'm scoping out some start ups tryna lobby for seed hardly in my element but fuck it I'm clean. wow, he looks exactly like the guy in the shirt on the picture thanks, MADEright. looks like you made it right on time. "Just take a look around you. Everybody is wearing clothes!" I want to create a cool hack space called "Hack Space" breakout room. this looks cool. fun. the better webinar. let's redefine the webinar. reminds me of that scene in the NWA movie Eric pulls a silenced assault rifle in the hotel yeah. Paribus on the cusp of I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE brain drifting off to a nother location. wen can I be out there with "the people" sebastian, used to be a pro e-sports commentator I feel like I have heard his voice before. notes is starting to bug out. making a lot of copies of this file e-sports has some promise. work with instant. the salon industry needs a makeover. NEW FILE NEW FILE MF ERERAWEORAKO because the old file could not handle it not even one little bit and we need A FRESH start. StyleBee brings the services on demand. Will they hook me up a haircut? fly like that. see me at the end of this? swag is so tangible find a new cadence three lines make it manageable. sywork needs a hykoo looking just lykoo twitch for creators, are we hitting a niche? 100 M digital artists, all lift off, for the J, make it swish? buffering. you might think it's funny but it's actually, an entire fucking industry. on BitMovin ooh it just loaded! they are making $30k a month right now. founder and CEO of snipe. share. somehow this makes me want to fire myself I'm junk. my ex girlfriend appears to me in dreams, morphing an echo reminds me what we had rubs me glad. nuts! me sad. New story is one of the non profits. well thanks. this is converting tent slums I start my morning off with fire and much purpose Monday is my gun day. blazing ace - service. (picktrace) the OS for farms, that run circles around my head. or as I've been wanting to say for a while: Farmander. scent/send bird allows women to date perfumes before marrying them or the other question: would you marry someone who wears perfume? the pitch is oddly compelling. they are profitable. there's money in smelling good I'm stripe like John C. Ollision the pitch I've been polishin' will leave em all demolished all the small ish I'm swallowin' drinking it down if there's another number tuber then it's snuck in the ground. ___________________________ now I'm watching on the TV from the back row can't tell you how much better this is. I think all of demo day should move in this direction and incorporate HDR. can you do all that securely? THE PROGRAM IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS qasar: "It's time to sit down... LUCAS!" there will be refreshments after and isn't that nice. right? social features make better games. pre-packaged software solution Heroic labs. you could be my he ro instant camera. marble maybelline, data we stream. and how the hell you play with playdough cretins. credo is based on plato there's philosophy here. the blue crew is the new crew, back with a drippy dick or was that just me? wish I was reborn just a damn slight less lusty! there's some video thing going on, like a road trip but more of a trippy time. surfing, smurfing. I'm finally barfing. oooh. Markhor. they have those great shoes. craftsman only makes $5 on a $1000 Gucci shoe they can get these great shoes to me for $250. when you've met someone before, you like them more. the circumstances of the first meeting don't matter. or do they? or are they literally everything. the tickets are what matter having the right tickets at the right time. sorry I can't keep writing the poem now. I'm Bizzy.this matters. Increases the revenue on Shopify stores internet marketing in the box? it feels so right. must speak with her after. can't keep up with demand? can't keep up with ‘the man'? times are tough, but here's MIMIR copy cats are detected. grades are effected sensitive bits all protected. hella encryptid. poly Mantid? expand on that. starting this Spring and then blow fans on that. we are getting closer to... the noisy end of all things lost lipids, crime on my like ID?/ ewm;M RIIJ SO POEMS HA[[ENEDD ALREADD D. D. 21K5TEEN why see before you C mee. but then I'm plagued by a dream of Lu that won't let all the you-ness through so I'm depraved of a dream for two the path paved, b'th seam weaved through. it's the same games that make newness new the light waves that make blueness brew. with my plate half full half empty, I prop up Plate IQ and if told you that this meal ain't HAPPY, large chains like McD's - they knew delITeful there eden you're towards the end. I'd say by now. we've had it. a jello lover. I'll take more. but I'm not begging for it. so, I guess I'm fuckin' south bay royalty. had to conquer Oakland just to prove my loyalty. app canary in a coal mind underground my mole mine these hackers are for real, with no known joke among them. but see, we have Plate joy here, tryna flip my grin from a fat face frown to a single chin. the key word here is "default" which is a word with similar letters to: Feudal (t) meanwhile, they are switching out the radiator on my new old 300zx instawork bold slide deck here DOS blue, white text, this feels, not technically advanced. or maybe pre-apple. if that was an era. ready and willing spaghetti I'm killing confetti is swiveling up in the air. is all of your Karma and fear of big Pharma and confident cannabis fresh out the lab. with testing, de-pesting, and active or resting and ratings and rhizomes and danker the treasure is SaaSable measured in raquetball bounces put that on my tab. put multiple glasses 'bernet on my tab unthinkable that they would leverage the lad. the cad, the mark, the tenders at Sparc. they vaulted from Stanford we panzer commandered and that's where the fuck that we landed with that!!! Serious Sam with the shorts that go Blap!!!!!!