This poem was nearly lost to an incident of careless rm-ing, and after resuscitation through a hacky python script from the deep binary gzip of the chrome cache, it was never the same again. While the poem was on the 'other side', the machine had its way with it, applying its own reductive logic to the piece. The end result is an undead collaboration of human and machine. Ctrl-F for specific companies. for those who have never been to a demo day at YCombinator it goes something like this get off at the shoreline exit down 101 south make the left and before Sports Page make the right, park, climb a flight it starts to get nerve wracking vicarious-style because founders are wheeling and starting to wile in a crowd full of chatter, and badges and muttering crazy eyed hopefuls readying themselves for their big three minutes. and then the bell rings a loud prerecorded voice repeatedly declares: THE PROGRAM IS ABOUT TO BEGIN PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS but by now I'm already in 4 conversations and 3 out of 4 of them testing my patience, see those cool dudes: Alexis, Garry, Harjeet a head nod to Sam on the way to my seat Pass grinning Qasar, and calming Kat, waiting for Nick Cortes. The hell is he at? we begin. for the founders - it's their big moment for the crowd, a trial of stamina and focus to listen to one hundred three minute pitches before your brain melts or your piss in your britches. a lap top flips open a poet starts to write and goofy Nick Cortes does too, on my right. Qasar takes the stage. He begins with a thanks. Now presenting the latest recruits in our ranks: did you know - USAliens spend nearly one hundred billion dollars yearly to join into union beloved so dearly with boom in new grooms this market is clearly ripe for disruption or some CRM so here comes the Joy. wait and see how it ends. Or maybe, you're just along for the ride for some car-bitrage. that's why some Indians buy, then rent cars to the tune of a milli a year. JustRide with it, soon the self drives will be here. what's been the same since 1936? hint: it goes in a vag (and no, it's not dicks) answer: a tampon. and enter here flex the tampon, that let's you... drumroll please. still have sex. looks like a black livestrong filled with saran mvp doesn't quite keep the jam in the can. have you ever felt bored, when you're 6 miles up with dry eyes and 3 cubes of ice in your cup? as you hurdle from London to Prague or Milan piercing heavens and nimbus, and started to yawn? was the screen in the seat with some crappy TV not helping you forget that you still have to pee? Well with SkyLights, your tedious, sky sprinting days will be filled with VR. Are you not entertained? you might remember Casper by Neil Parikh they'll ship you a mattress in less than a week? well imagine the same thing... except for: a couch and watch them Burrow sofa king deep in your pouch. X-Berts is a funny name and they work with other funny name companies like Haier. I guess... this is where heartbroken Ernie got hired. The founder of ConstructVR is a poet. he says if you are as excited about vr we are wearing black dress pants and a navy blue t-shirt it virtual so no more cables see what in the galaxy it will enable. ok now next up i'm applauding yc for taking some strides towards deversity. we all know coder probably a white dude true that these stereo types can be rude. dev color help support retain coders who supply new flavor of brains. exponent founder was big at fb looks like he'll take it ^ the next level to me. this is fabric. but not that you wear it's more of a when what weaves into your where maps out photos moments in time from the ex-facebook hackers brought you timeline only three hipsters in matching black rims would new york chef-types trust to deliver artisan lobsters pasta truffles galore found at nobu to be sure you're not poor. an iris in bloom is a wedding dress frill or dazzling nova around a pupil or.. collision avoidance. industrial drones. lovely. don't think they'll have many clones. cool founding team jackets put steph curry on screen their algo identifies his ysl also offers cheaper product looklive to sell waveform pulse yields calorie tracking tech behind airo needs backing go go gives grandpa lyft with old people oriented dial ride service its boon to the elders who need it the most user ac-q is actually working through post lumonistics 3D printed phone cap forgot to wear one on bone, got the clap in "get shit done" t-shirts flies in message bird saw them out earlier muttering words nervously yet... why were afraid $40M arr. parrots get paid mocking twilio wide winged casting shade announce price war by slashing rate. buzzfeed africa stats... omg digital legit million monthlies means biggest website cape town -> tunis. new incentives mothers birth inside hospitals third cheapest way save lives. six thousand babies that die every day could grow up click omgd links someday airfordable turned profit last refrain hear batch than once profitable metapacket trackers hack black hat painters dangerous we. ...all of that, that was just the first bunch merciful Dalton break us for lunch. squire admire locks curls barbershop quartet not for girls worked at barbershop for the story embarked on path - ol' start-up glory slide layered pill brings back a dream! within multiple labs our bosses elves stacked powders pills to feed ourselves labor conditions cruel unjust humans are to elves as machines are to us. pro-active techmate support is the best hope their potential investors like vests simbi burning man barter skills teaching yoga here may not pay bills your students will clean for you, teach you to ski lace up your L-wire slip you some e. real life robo-cop. sentinel matrix armed sirens flood lights shine faces intruders while floating drone-y props rather get flashed than shot by cops. mentat's logo pentagram fox what a witch of woodlands would carve in rock fill in grooves with blood of calf oh, but don't forget Metat. 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'please take your seats' isn't doing trick indignant restless and sick of being told by a bot to sit down continue convo milling around snappy solution jkan on mic says: 'please have a seat and be quiet please have a seat and be quiet have a seat and be quiet have a seat and be quiet thank you' athletic calls out igoudala defense pulled dubs over fence sports writing almost good as this verse makes diehards willing to open purse. lollicam snaps korea show house filters maclane zerodb enterprise dedicated hardware usage hadoop nodes idle disaster secure cloud storage raw unencrypted bloodless coup smoking gun suiteness concerned jimmy eating money yandex automattic wargaming.net names you know! wallarm security thing $100k mrr familiar ring. coub word funny pronounce vid loops 800M views per month creation tools => content oh my green health-fooding work snacks carbs crack craveable driving sales $10M/year serious kale. flutter wave payments across processed poem anymore info nigerian prince red hoodie. seneca systems building goverment oakland san jose revenue $400 a day peter thiel funding hulk hogan explosive asset litigation financing legalist if dancing with the devil, know the steps emote time-out tech kids who act up later behind they can't catch up child penitentiary costs schools $50B fresh ad blockers cause revenue fall noble purpose cointent: ad block uninstalls. usually I x out any tabs forcing choice between paying & ads crowd ai ML from bird's eye view cruising to profitability soon. ray started robby little sidewalk delivery robots. stanford use case: party pull up with shots. record xxxxx xxxxxx breaking xxxxxxx recently hit xxxxxxity come join xxxx revolution. Instrumental helps scientists apply proper grants saving money, giving progress a chance alex and derek are event geeks customers: google uber wondering where to sign up? summary: geek. crane lift sales force tower bleary eyes giggling wobble steel beam that level of service excite? terrify? check HiOperator don't operate high. astronaut nosing tome rocketlit logo ed-tech kids bored of traditional text books won't stay in school rocket lit readers dynamic and cool. killed when guns toys pops they make detectable noise new fire detector for your loft know when things start to pop off. are you under fire, or starting to burn? a whine from the wall will prevent you from churn streamers are dreamers, they want more flow should talk to the fine folk at revlo gamifies viewing hypes fans ample supply, let's 'roid on demand. jumpcut courses feel movies other ways learning="Ambien" boring poet exhausted, nearly snoring. replacing nasdaq first principles finance onechronos swinging for the fences quero dinero stacking each year talking $3M. ebitda to be clear brazil universities need help really somehow reels kelp replacing lab testing cool ass hand-swag So livement: a jersey. a product. a dream In last month have sort of become a real thing call steve dean, 'soriek, aq! polymail has format for you browse relationship histories stack rank amours with ease actually boring e-maily stuff does anyone have any glue I can huff? opsolutely deployments scripts system rules github or aws for deploys don't leave something this big to the boys. people.ai integrates easily ooh lala. look at teal Am-Ap shirts stats ed making money. milli a year. [im dipshit, succophunt, loopsy as fuck, flippant, fuck it ship shit, hell do you want?] ok. back on track back on the smart path gasping start up death march to finish not to diminish this co $11k MRR is just “so” neowize claims personalize. online shopping, what would you recommend? too late visitor already scheduling date on FB, two seconds from closing your page. splits tinderly indicate what user will fuck with in terms of some junk to pick up. mortgage I have one thought it would make me baller lendsnap make monthly payments smaller? I applied, was a no go from almost all banks til my mom co-signed with me. Mom, thanks. sailswail. saleswhale sailswail sellswell cute whale selswel sayolswayol pokemon near future growing fast huge dont be flyin in my drone zone apolloshield applies safety cone knows takeover codes enemy drones self-implode ivan kirigin growth mind grew 12x dropbox 2 short years yes graph positive win 10B edges tracked to begin lack of crowd up front justin kan: 'sit in this hole can you just come down and sit fill in this hole here. ok you did a good job of sitting now be quiet. I'm taking this opportunity to make a snap. whatup snaps. ever seen such a beautiful audience?' fellow serves zesty serve food set revenue young founders figure paul bucheit co. pb. collect med history launchindia coworkingcenter crazy way companies enter new spaces and niches carve out their share optimal pie we slice out of thin air aside qasar whispers with grin something to on deck exvivo kids giggle seem confident take to stage allergy testing these days is a shame. [ call me the wordsmith, the puker of puns, rhyme whore, the ass of the earth under sun ] animal testing is part of the plan to repair relations between beast and man farmer only make hundred bucks a head so are most cows better off dead? g-tracking fracking cutting the costs double habitat loss but is this evil? plenty to offer to energy people. nova credit there. I said it. javascript vidcode pokemon and memes types of code training engaging to teens $15M deals point blank fills bank. bulldozair addresses a construction gap call it a bridge round ||| whyd illest? 3? the third? it's a jambox that looks like a megatron turd. 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