YC DD W15 or “Y is She Leaving Me” and “Y is She Still Here” higherme could be another name for meadow “okcupid for hourly jobs” how about hourly okcupid, ok with you cupid? 40% weekly growth is… fake? nomiku, as seen in birthday boy garry tan’s FB feed cool device? gastronomy for novices? same trajectory as microwave, late night TV dinner demandingly sous vide, barking orders at ya. holy shit, these cofounders are twins. they look the same distraction - makes for easier rejection let’s help these candidates, make the most of em. ok, a network FX for hiring, something worth it Cleany. CccKCck Cleannnnnleee bwah bwahhh bwawmm good growth curve, with some numbers to back ex israeli army dudes though, funny but scary. shit man, it seems like they could pull this off messaging automation, funnel conjunction what’s the company? outbound the up and to the right ain’t right but uhm. yeah we could use it, if it worked. custom framing, 2B in the US, are we ready to call that small? are we ready for a useful company, with nice creative ouch, coming off evil on the shut downs in small towns framez priyaiyaiyai priime, featured as best new app. garry posted that. got a crack team kid, kickin it up 90k installs already best app in the apple store Kuhcoon, I know this dude, ad campaigns The logo looks like a butt, dude is a little nervous the market is frickin’ huge, that’s my TS money “if we optimize every dollar on the market” VRban, these guys, crazy headsets good pitch for VR replacing shit like fake apple stores the opp is that poppin? architects want VR now profitable in april that’s a big wish, lovin’ it whoa, pigeon guy gets us to laugh after his 5 yr prison stint talking in terms of quarterly growth, but it matters saving people money to connect with the caged youth what a cool opp wishin’ them well. treeline, show some good honey and im gonna make a beeline sails, is like rails for JS. sounds good smart guy, platform, what, here and there github luv how are these guys, and why did it dip during christmas? trying to be beat github, dangerous space well, those guys do move fast, omniref the name is strange, the game will change gitlab. me wanna flit and hit that dab sorry homies but the game ain’t fair. not gonna try to get this. feature creeps. they make money, wear cool purple shurtz Team Note. hong kong guys, making real dough 150k emps as users, plus profit, 180% mom-y still trying to get the product, but who cares? all these fools are one win deep. you are spoiling it with those orangish pink hoodies coral? it goes weird with the YC orange working corporate with BnB n others making some small time loot on gifts a smart guy with a lock on a strange market. clinical "metric wire is helping clinical trials run faster” he’s out of Waterloo … GimmeTap! "We’re the tom’s shoe’s of water bottles" honest about the good they are doing, clever free water refills if you have the bottle wow great speaker, pitching enterprise sales wins Chariot… that bus don’t ride public transit, those old asian ladies crowding onto, that bus my employees were all checking if they could use it Democrazy OS. I been wondering what they do 30 governments around the world have implemented philanthropic seed round, who’s in? we are - for $50k : P cloud streaming, no dreaming paperspace is smooth stream virtual seems like there’s potential sometimes potential is just potential. __________________ eSuitcase i want one called bluesmart they made 2.5milli “comefly with us” platzi we teach hire their own dogfood 125k? booktrope these guys don’t have the typical YC look the founders could be a band of highschool english teachers ivy league profs in another life perhaps indulutionizing the publishing revistry. solar city is operational in mexico - like that. immediately going after india, brazil, and china is ballsy oh shit it’s actually called bright why was that not made clear make money playing games by betting on yourself? casual gamers can’t make money, only pro’s if it’s legal, it’s straight money - he read my mind “Kickback”, it’s legal. “kickback is coming on all of them” lol readme? wow what a name how did they get it. URL? that brand is so damn frosty every API will run on readme suddenly, the room is filled with sunlight. beautiful “Hi I’m Scott Clark, a serious mother fucker” SigOpt will optimize the shit out of your shit “what optimizely did for A/B testing, we’re going to do… for everything!” Raven tech, building voice OS yeah, it still kinda sucks on my android so yea product demo, show how it’s not Siri cool, but where will the distro come from. worklife man, I feel like I have two much of bewth make meeting work better homie. automate meeting best practices, so you have to do it “growth is build into the product” shift, messaging app for “shift workers” excuse me for being a douchy tech guy, I don’t know what that is another burst of sun, it quickly fades the MOM is on the MAU’s, I need to see the [[[is it snowing outside? hella shit is blowing in the air by that redwood tree]]] Sirum, helping peope with medicines, saving it the name is so standard, it brings me down our medical industry is leaking $300B a year? medicine donations are the name of the game! Frazer and Chris are on the TaskPipe, connecting SaaS mind wandering to dark places… those dreams what is lucy getting into? what am I getting out of there’s a terrifying cloudy sky. cinder… completely unrelated to Tinder, if you can believe it this is a sicker foreman grill. temperature control is precise. It’s like my convection shit. a little war between these fools and nomiku? haha. did you know there are 8M “higher income, food loving Americans”? A for profit making software for non profits - the “Give Effect” small? nah, non-profits are getting $360 B a year buddy “one software to rule them all” can they sign the big names? hold them, make it meaningful? moltin lava. there’s a dude with some hair moltin oh shit, it could be a teespring competitor I’m scared no, not scared. Detroit water project. we have contributed they make donations go direct to the water charity water bills indicate other problems how about water arbitrage? we could use some out here I . O is the thing - it’s AI, it’s Russian, it’s Luka Cool text chat with Luka to reserve a table I wanna give this a shot - i might need it for a date haha “Luka is already better than Siri” smartspot doing some gym work keep going on those reps need more variation in your tone here broth CTO doesn’t look like a user $50B data analytics market pachyderm wit the elefant. seems like it will take off but not in a way I’ll understand Lol.. Bagaveev guy does crazy shit hard to get your sattellite to space these days “the whole world is launching 12 rockets a year, we will launch 50” wooooooee ______________ PAKIBLE mr. has a twisted stache 775k unit order by soylent. hope the packaging is less ghetto now and somehow environmental… Jobzle branding. PopPays. still limit on Instagram Get @paulOctavius omg, scary mcdonalds add better way to advertise. $135k in a month on hi return yhat. ynot I’m just clinging in here mind drifting back to the garden. email optimization Slidemail 30% DAU growth per day, in the low k’s these late kicks come slow and soft. Oliver gets the Sun, color coordinated in Pomello green how are we not on the customer list? I tried to recommend them … an apology note sent will we sign with pomello this eve? I’m out… the VAN hawk guys pull me back in with a amazing looking bicycle want that thing so bad. will pay cash pretty “Magic is Uber for everybody” wow, now it’s Trackin focus is fading, a light glaze sets in even the coffee can’t save me now. it’s time for a basketball break. mashgin guys signed a $50M/mo LOI would instantly make them bigger than TS wow guys, cool product no bar codes, this really feels like the future hard act to follow but here comes pushmark they lifted the sames of California limited how does this work? would it work for me? - eCommerce marketing DEMO DAY… here comes a copter. perceptive labs comes up with the quad eyes for my flybot cool stuff [redacted] [redacted section] So how secure is XXXXXXX? I’m gonna guess the answer is “pretty fuckin’” “the problem is, hackers kee4p changing their patterns” “by learning what it means to be human…” __________________day2(not really) dunnanana how did Jobzle get into YC? CampusJob they have 100k+ users and 10k more per week 52 hrs to get a job filled it’s better than Jobzle, maybe even bester, the best. transcriptic robotic cloud majigery thing i dunno man I’m only so technical a humble man really flat monthly pricing domestic transaction, wires are free i needed this when I got my mortgage seed stage banking for smubs da big pill kevin hale is intent on the quality of the batch, Cowell Justin K. celeb status, swanky Abdul ignoredly, the show goes on focus is becoming a room wide issue. too much for any reasonable mind to consume. and… we just cured Ebola for .2 nanoseconds of processing time. Nextravel repping Zenefits. come on man my butt cheeks hurt from the implied spanking. Senefits of me to china, europe, or shin ja pwa “we are the future of corporate travel, thank you" can i say this? the ceo is signing me on Peggie Mango from SparkGifts. gift me a stock? hell yeah. now, they are implementing a fractional share it’s good concept. …this is me, esc reporting to you live from YC , A.D.D. dub two thousand fifteen hockey sticks split screens of legitimate green the mid game yes, we are fucking with you. come join with us and rule the world gradberry will help me find an engineer eBrandValue, we blew them off on email better than nielsen, I can believe that. omg I have a little bit of root beer left in my can a guy with a fake leg, it cost $23k I would not think he had a fake leg, it’s kinda badass this is some next level 3d printed zombie crap but you just can’t argue with that water leg Willis wit the tech list. how bout this dr. chrono guy next to me he runs the largest tech meetup in asia. probably not a bad guy to know rescue forensics. it’s real, it saves babies help law enforcement dig into that ugly side of CL FBI, LAPD already signed up a sting man’s silver lining to the dark web finally, meadow is here! We get cheers around the room. only co. “You push a button, you get marijuana” user growth is slow and steady, they don’t touch the nug get in the business, “come stand with us on the right side of history” Lumi guys were at TS a month ago or more. I like their product, pop it at the Urban O. “teespring is a billion dollar business” I guess we gotta go out and make that true, eh. Another medical scheduling thing. i get that it’s important, but i don’t get it. there’s more to it, residency a billion dollar budget I’m sure. ooh lala wine. I could use some of that right now wine on demand, can I fuck with it yes. hella zoomed in gif on that happy wine drinker guy is awesome you win prizes and shit. awesome, they did $300k last month!! diassess. not my thing. medical maybe one day, I’ll get into the medical stuff not the MJ. the device and scheduling and oooh, the pills, the money in those pills. ___________________ was that 32 to go, or 37 to go? spire breath sensor censor breadth, mentors razor pays slice u in some major ways cater to blaze uhhh ok analyticsMD I see? but through bleary eyes an active mind, overactive in action in real time waste of mind space and time, low impact. somebody need to pull the mic back thought you said Nasdaq for bongs, but when it was bonds I lost interest, checked my pinterest hint that I might interject an adjective unravel it financially sound, these people are all animate parking lot pimpin. now this I can see if you are in an industry where a 20% increase is huge, are you in the right industry? they have contracts, these guys are making paper. omg they are called “Smarking” but if names get you off, how’s “iMicrobes” wow, they are doing some real industrial level shit here tonight as dusk’s first wind comes under the garage door there’s good money in this microbe game, real energy level shit oh crap I nearly lost my mind, writing at the top instead of here. thompson was wringling in my wind. having watched the first half of fear and loathing last night miracle my girl said yes to that. tylenol comes from petroleum… whaaat? they created a bacteria that turns sugar into acetaminophen producing molecules with bact. awesome $980Bn 'Specialty Chemicals’ Market (20n) 100m people each day getting dangerous infusions let’s capitalize and sell some product they do have a pi chart make a trilli look small cool companies. right in the zone let’s send more money to the farmers, direct I agree with that let s py the frmersmoreeel morrey eel. winding wingdings im getting tense. water revenues, we are trying to collect more we can optimize this get more sales more water usage, for less water brickslot, no cribslot. wait cribspot there we go young men, college age really. 175 colleges they are already on, 100k rentals 25B in student rent yearly, more than I expected last minute uber mention may not behoove these young fellows as a guy comes on and riles UP THE CROWD instavest gets me in on some good investor plans this number mongering is getting rough “OVER A QUARTER TRILLION DOLLLLAS” show me that kinda loot YC? you gonna need about 33 of me. or maybe one big pill poppin’ phama brand battery acid producing bacteria? and here’s kickpay. and you lost me. seeing the day die in this hellish warehouse of fire orange OL ! yes, buy a home without a real estate agent I like the sound of this. $5k flat fee per transaction, you keep the 3% agent fee “Real Estate agents, are fucked” lol this new tech for medical has my attention Notable Labs “Sadly, my dad passed away 3 weeks ago, but his legacy lives on as notable labs."